Paranoid Parrot

qien eric!!

QIEN ERIC  Paranoid Parrot

because I had to

 SUNNY Paranoid Parrot

EL PIÑA

SOLO PASABA A SALUDARLES Paranoid Parrot

Walking past a smoker

WALKS PAST SMOKER CONSTANTLY BREATHS OUT TO AVOID SECOND-HAND SMOKE GETTING INTO LUNGS Paranoid Parrot

I always do this

ALONE AT MY HOUSE? BETTER LOOK BEHIND MY BACK EVERY 4 SECONDS, IN CASE A MURDERER ENTERED Paranoid Parrot

Cutie Cakes

CUTIE  CAKES Paranoid Parrot

ANGER PARROT

WHEN A GUY SHOUTS HEY SEXY  I IMAGINE HOW THEIR FACE LOOKS WITH BEAK IN IT Paranoid Parrot

Crackle Parrot

IF THEY SAY POLLY WANT A CRACKER ONE MORE TIME I'M GOING TO CRACK-ER-HOLE IN THEIR SKULLS Paranoid Parrot

Trans Parrot

MAYBE I'VE OVERDONE MY MAKE UP Paranoid Parrot

sexy man

HEY SEXY MAN MEAT ;) HOW ABOUT WE ABOUT WE GO TO MY NEST....AND UH...YOU KNOW TALK AND THE BIRDS AND THE BEES Paranoid Parrot