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If sex burns calories WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FAT HOES?

If sex burns calories WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FAT HOES? Philosoraptor
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If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?

If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired? Philosoraptor
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If people are "happy to pay their taxes" why do they pay as little as possible every year?

If people are
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If a vampire bites a zombie will it turn into a zombie or will the zombie turn into a vampire?

If a vampire bites a zombie will it turn into a zombie or will the zombie turn into a vampire? Philosoraptor
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If strippers are exotic dancers Aren't drug dealers exotic pharmacists?

If strippers are exotic dancers Aren't drug dealers exotic pharmacists? Philosoraptor
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What if Satan's master plan to deceive Christians Was Christianity?

What if Satan's master plan to deceive Christians Was Christianity? Philosoraptor
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if 10 times better than leading brand why isn't it the leading brand?

if 10 times better than leading brand why isn't it the leading brand? Philosoraptor
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If you truly lived everyday like it's your last It probably would be

If you truly lived everyday like it's your last It probably would be Philosoraptor
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Instead of saying 'someone's life was saved' shouldn't it be 'someone's death was postponed' ?

Instead of saying 'someone's life was saved' shouldn't it be 'someone's death was postponed' ? Philosoraptor
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If hipsters held a convention how would anybody find out?

If hipsters held a convention how would anybody find out? Philosoraptor
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