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are there any animals that are allergic to humans?

are there any animals that are allergic to humans? Philosoraptor
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If you can find Ho's at a brothel ... can you find bro's at a hotel?

If you can find Ho's at a brothel ... can you find bro's at a hotel? Philosoraptor
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If it's half off all day, everyday Doesn't it mean that it's just regular price?

If it's half off all day, everyday Doesn't it mean that it's just regular price? Philosoraptor
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If pizza becomes a vegetable Than wouldn't that make Pizza Hut a salad bar?

If pizza becomes a vegetable Than wouldn't that make Pizza Hut a salad bar? Philosoraptor
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If sex burns calories WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FAT HOES?

If sex burns calories WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FAT HOES? Philosoraptor
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If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?

If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired? Philosoraptor
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If people are "happy to pay their taxes" why do they pay as little as possible every year?

If people are
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If a vampire bites a zombie will it turn into a zombie or will the zombie turn into a vampire?

If a vampire bites a zombie will it turn into a zombie or will the zombie turn into a vampire? Philosoraptor
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If strippers are exotic dancers Aren't drug dealers exotic pharmacists?

If strippers are exotic dancers Aren't drug dealers exotic pharmacists? Philosoraptor
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What if Satan's master plan to deceive Christians Was Christianity?

What if Satan's master plan to deceive Christians Was Christianity? Philosoraptor
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