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Philosoraptor

fight club

TYLER DURDEN MODE Philosoraptor
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raptor hates usn(nazism)

OKAY ENOUGH WITH THIS ROYALTY SHIT IN THE USA WE'RE ALL PATHETIC SLIME BALLS OKAY. WE'RE DONE. OUR GLORY DAYS ARE SABOTAGING PEOPLE AND BEING JERKS TO EVERYONE. Philosoraptor
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raptor's secret to his wife who he treats like a queen

THIS IS INCREDIBLY STUPID BUT A SMART KING WOULD WANT A QUEEN WHO REPRESENTED EVERYTHING GREAT ABOUT THE COUNTRY REGARDLESS OF ANYTHING. Philosoraptor
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raptor hates these secrets of loyalty and preservation and sabotage and stringing people along

WHEN THE AVERAGE AMERICAN GUY CHOOSES A QUEEN HE CHOOSES A MUPPET HE LIKES TO HAVE SEX WITH. BECAUSE HE WANTS ALL THE POWER. THIS IS SERIOUSLY WHAT AMERICANS THINK ABOUT ALL DAY AND IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN TO THEM IN A MILLION YEARS. WHAT TYPE OF APPEARANCE OF A QUEEN DEFINES THEM? Philosoraptor
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raptor throwin out hypotheticals

WHO WOULD THE AVERAGE AMERICAN GUY CHOOSE TO BE HIS QUEEN LEXI BELLE OR JENNIFER LAWRENCE. KEY WORD AVERAGE. IT MEANS THEY ARE A KING RIGHT? THEY CAN DO WHATEVER THEY WANT. APPARENTLY THEY ARE TOO GOOD FOR EVERYONE. Philosoraptor
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It's easy to figure out it's true. Nobody will ever admit it though because of "mature" adults. Gears guys/gals.

WHO WOULD THE AVERAGE AMERICAN TEENAGE GIRL CHOOSE TO BE HER PRINCE CHARMING? EMINEM OR BLAKE SHELTON. IF YOU HAVE ANY AWARENESS AT ALL YOU WOULD KNOW THE ANSWER TO THIS. Philosoraptor
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raptor throwing out hypotheticals

WHO WOULD THE AVERAGE TEENAGE GIRL CHOOSE TO BE HER PRINCE CHARMING? EMINEM OR BLAKE SHELTON. IF YOU HAVE ANY AWARENESS AT ALL YOU WOULD KNOW THE ANSWER TO THIS. Philosoraptor
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Philosophical lizard

SO YOU JUST PRESS SOME BUTTONS AND YOUR MESSAGE WILL INSTANTANEOUSLY SEND? THAT'S THE TELEGRAPH FOR YOU. Philosoraptor
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Philosophical Lizard

SO YOU JUST PRESS SOME BUTTONS AND YOUR MESSAGE WILL INSANTANEOUSLY SEND? THAT'S THE TELEGRAPH FOR YOU. Philosoraptor
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WEAVED OR WOVEN

WEAVED? OR WOVEN? THAT IS THE QUESTION Philosoraptor
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