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Philosoraptor

The USA Christians are freaking out of control

SO BRONCOS FANS TRYING TO BE THE GOOD GUYS IN ALL THIS SO THEY JUST SPIKED THE COLTS GATORADE. WHAT GREAT FANS THE BRONCOS HAVE. THEY WANTED THE BRONCOS TO LOSE. NOW LOOKS LIKE THEY WON'T. SO THEY JUST SPIKED THE COLTS SHIT. Philosoraptor
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raptor repeating himself

REPUBLICANS NEW STRATEGY GIVE ISSISISZIZIIA DIRT ON THE REST OF THE WORLDS POLITICIANS SO HE CAN PISS OFF THE REST OF THE WORLD. RAPTOR DON'T CARE ABOUT THE REST OF THE WORLD BECAUSE HE'S GOING PROFESSOR X MODE ON THE REST OF THE WORLD AND MAGNETO ON THE USA. Philosoraptor
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raptor wants the NFL to set the tone for how Americans should act

LET THE NFL SET THE TONE FOR THE USA BECAUSE IT'S EVERYONES FAVORITE SPORT IN THIS COUNTRY. HAVE THE NFL REPRESENT THE CONSTITUTION AND THE FREE MARKET. A MENTALITY THAT AMERICANS SHOULD ADAPT. YOU DON'T STACK THE DECK OF CARDS IN THE NFL. YOU JUST DON'T. Philosoraptor
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Tyler Durden advice.......

SO MANY CAREERS AND MONEY RELY ON SPORTS. YOU SERIOUSLY HAVE TO SPEND MILLIONS OF DOLLARS JUST TO MAKE SURE EVERYTHING IS EQUAL. IT'S WORTH IT TOO. BEAT THE SYSTEM WITH AN EQUAL DECK OF CARDS AND NOT BREAKING THE RULES. TAKE THE MOST HARDCORE SUPPLEMENTS THAT YOU DON'T TEST POSITI Philosoraptor
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Tyler Durden advice....

ONCE YOU GET SPIKED YOU HAVE TO HAVE A WATCH OVER EVERYTHING YOU PUT INTO YOUR BODY. HIRE SOMEONE TO MONITOR EVERYTHING. HAVE SAFES. THE WHOLE DEAL. APPARENTLY IT'S LEGAL WITH PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY. Philosoraptor
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Tyler Durden advice for getting spiked mental health drugs.......

TAKE A SHIT TON OF ANIMAL PRODUCTS DRINK A TON OF WATER AND GO INTO PSYCHOPATH MODE. HAVE AN ASSISTANT RUN TO WHEREEVER AND GET A SHIT TON OF ANIMAL TEST AND ANIMAL PRODUCTS LIKE THAT TO COUNTERACT ALL THE BULLSHIT IN YOUR SYSTEM. Philosoraptor
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raptor gettin depressed

USA CHRISTIANITY IS BASICALLY A PUSSY VERSION OF THE ITALIAN MAFIA THEY THINK LIFE IS LIKE PLAYING A VIDEO GAME AGAINST SOMEONE WHO ISN'T TRYING OR CRAZY. USA CHRISTIANS THINK LIFE IS LIKE PLAYING POKER WITH A STACKED DECK IN THEIR FAVOR. WE'RE SUCH A PATHETIC NATION. WE DO IT WITH EVERYTHING. Philosoraptor
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So Very Wow

SO VERY WOW Philosoraptor
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Most hardcore Bronco fans don't know anything about football or the Broncos........

USA CHRISTIANITY INSPIRED WES WELKER TO GET SPIKED WIT MOLLY CAUSING HIM TO MIS 4 GAMES & LOSE A TON OF MONEY BECAUSE THE LOCAL FANS AGREED HE SHOULD BE THE ONE TO GET THE SUSPENSION AS PUNISHMENT FOR THE BRONCOS DISOBEYING USA CHRISTIANITY. A HUGE REASON HE WAS CHOSEN TO GET SPIKED IS BECAUSE NOT MANY BRONCS FAN H Philosoraptor
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raptor settin the tone

DADPOOL LOVES WIFE <3 NOT GONA LIE I WAS A SHALLOW PIECE OF SHIT 10 YEARS AGO. A LOT HAS CHANGED. LEARNED MY LESSON AND LOVE MY WIFE. Philosoraptor
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