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Philosoraptor

The USA's gov idea of gathering information

THE USA'S IDEA OF GATHERING INFORMATION ON SOMEONE IS LOOKING AT THEIR FACEBOOK PAGE. THEY DON'T ACTUALLY TALK TO ANYONE THEY JUST GO OFF INTERNET SHIT. THE DUMBEST THING THIS GOVERNMENT EVER DID. NOBODY HAS YOUR BACK IF YOU'RE NOT CHURCH MEMBER. Philosoraptor
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They want me to go crazy so freaking bad. I would let a stealth person kill me before someone let me do something insane or call the authorities.

2 POSSIBLE SCENARIOS JUST HAPPENED 1. EITHER SOMEONE IN A STEALTH SUIT JUST WHISPERED OR 2. THERE IS A PLANTED SPEAKER BY A BAG IN MY HOUSE. I'M GOIN WITH NUMBER 2. Philosoraptor
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raptor dishin da dirt

IT WAS ALL A WASH WHEN I MOVED ON CONFUSED AS SHIT, SO HEY MIGHT THE BEST OUT OF IT. THOUGHT SHE DIDN'T WANT ANYTHING TO WITH ME. APPARENTLY THEY WANTED TO GET RID OF US BOTH, SO IT WAS THE WORST IDEA ON PLANET EARTH. COCK BLOCKED US BOTH AND YEAH EMOTIONS DEVLOPED. MARRIED (OFF THE MARKE Philosoraptor
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Raptor layin all the facts out there

NO SEXUAL INTERCOURSE AT ALL WITH LANE. THOUGHT ABOUT IT THOUGH SHE'S HOT. BUT HEY BEING PSYCH BUTCHERED SUCKS. TRYIN TO STAY SANE. Philosoraptor
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raptor comin clean. Raptor is good at flirtin with hot chicks.

RAPTOREA LOVES WIFEY <3 JUST A LITTLE DELIROUS/CONFUSED AFTER BEING PSYCHOLOGICALLY BUTCHERED. Philosoraptor
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I hate everyone but wifey, but fair fight here.

HAIRBRAINED IDEA, BUT THE SATTELMIGHT SERIOUSLY IS TRYING TO GET EVERYONE IN LITTLEON, CA TO KILL THEMSELVES. JUST THROWING IT OUT THERE. Philosoraptor
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raptor comin up with shit

DADPOOL LOVES WIFE <3 GETTIN LYMOMDRA Philosoraptor
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raptor doin deeds

THINKIN ABOUT WIFEY DOING THE DEED <3 SHE'D UNDERSTAND Philosoraptor
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raptor a gamer again

DADPOOL LOVES WIFE <3 <3 HERMIT MODE. GONA FIFA IT UP. JUST GOT A SPONGE AN XBOX. SHOULDN'T BE THAT HARD. Philosoraptor
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I'd see that movie

IF WILL SMITH TRAVELS TO THE PAST WOULD HE BE
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