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Philosoraptor

ELDER STODDARD HAS A BIRTHDAY!

ELDER STODDARD - JUST IMAGINE THE THINGS YOU’D WANT TO HEAR ON YOUR BIRTHDAY AND ASSUME I SAID THEM. HAPPY B-DAY Philosoraptor
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Guest verbally tips you, only tips 10%

DO YOU PAY YOUR BILLS WITH COMPLIMENTS? NEITHER DO I..... Philosoraptor
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I wonder why

IF AMERICA PRINTS THEIR OWN MONEY WHY ARE THEY IN DEBT? Philosoraptor
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So turned on

KNOWING THAT I TURN YOU ON IS ACTUALLY A HUGE TURN-OFF FOR ME Philosoraptor
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So turned on

KNOWING I TURN YOU ON IS A HUGE TURN OFF Philosoraptor
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herp derp123

IF I WIN THE INTERNET AND YOU'RE ON IT.. DOES THAT MEAN I WIN YOU? Philosoraptor
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masistas otra vez

SI LOS MASISTAS QUIEREN
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creative thinking

IF I RUN BACKWARDS AS FAST AS I WALK FORWARD DOES THAT MEAN I CAN JUMP ON A POGO STICK TO CREATE A SPOON TO EAT YOUR POOP WITH? Philosoraptor
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I'm not creative

IF YOU PUT AN AUSTRALIAN IN CHECK IS HE IN CHECK, MATE? Philosoraptor
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jacob zuma

NINE HUNDRED THOUSAND AND 39 MILLION Philosoraptor
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