Philosoraptor

should you sit?

TO SIT OR NOT TO SIT.... NO. JUST DON'T SIT HERE. YOU CAN'T. GET OFF NOW. Philosoraptor

Miley attacks the dinosaurs

WHAT IF THE COMETS THAT DESTROYED US WERE WRECKING BALLS Philosoraptor

Armpits and shoulderpits

WHY IS AN ARMPIT NOT CALLED A SHOULDERPIT AND THE OPPOSITE SIDE TO YOUR ELBOW NOT CALLED THE ARMPIT? Philosoraptor

Why me!!!

WHY DID I CHOOSE SOLENT UNI? OH YA THOUGHT IT HAD A BEACH.  Philosoraptor

a ga si na futt'

OGGI NON FACCIO NIENTE. ANCHE IERI NON HO FATTO NIENTE, MA NON AVEVO FINITO. Philosoraptor

Pokemon existence

URR.. IF POKEMON EXISTS IN OUR WORLD... WON'T THEY JUST KILL US? Philosoraptor

George

DACA LA FOTBAL ESTE MINGE LA MATE DE DE NU E ?  Philosoraptor

spring formal

IF SPRING ISN'T UNTIL THE END OF THIS MONTH WHAT DANCE DID WE JUST HAVE? Philosoraptor

EXAMS OR HOLIDAYS

EXAMS AREY BOLKEY DUKHI HONA? YA CHUTTIYAN AAREY BOLKE KHUSH HONA? Philosoraptor

ahhh me me

IF ALL THE COOL KIDS ARE GOING TO RELAY FOR LIFE WHY WOULDN'T I GO? Philosoraptor