Philosoraptor

DA FUQQ?

IF A BIRD IN THE HAND IS WORTH TWO IN THE BUSH, WHY ARE TWO OWLS CALLED HOOTERS? Philosoraptor

Strum My Guitar

HOW DOES ONE STRUM A GUITAR YET PLUCK A BANJO? Philosoraptor

Anal Sex

ANAL SEX  HOW DID THAT COME ABOUT? Philosoraptor

shake that!

IF I LIVE IN HARLEM, AND I SHAKE LIKE CRAZY... AM I DOING THE HARLEM SHAKE? Philosoraptor

SEPTION AT ITS FINEST

THE CAPTION ON THE BOTTOM IS THE TRUTH THE CAPTION ON THE TOP IS A LIE Philosoraptor

GINGER BREAD MAN

IF A REDHEAD WORKED AT THE BAKERY WOULD THAT MAKE HIM THE GINGER BREAD MAN? Philosoraptor

pokemon Philosoraptor

WHEN SOMEONE CALLS OUT A POKEMONS NAME, AND IS CORRECT WHEN THEY THROW THE POKEBALL OUT, HOW DO THEY KNOW IT'S THAT POKEMON? Philosoraptor

To be or not to be.

IF SOMEONE HURTS YOUR FEELINGS, DUE TO INDECISIVENESS, HAS HE NOT CHOSEN ALREADY? Philosoraptor

Not sure if pyrus or frederik

NOT SURE IF PYRUS OR FREDERIK WORM Philosoraptor

Nutz to the People

FEDS CLOSE GROCERY STORES ON BASE-NO MONEY BUT OBAMA LEAVES HIS FAVORITE GOLF COURSES OPEN ON BASES? Philosoraptor