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Philosoraptor

DA FUQQ?

IF A BIRD IN THE HAND IS WORTH TWO IN THE BUSH, WHY ARE TWO OWLS CALLED HOOTERS? Philosoraptor
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Strum My Guitar

HOW DOES ONE STRUM A GUITAR YET PLUCK A BANJO? Philosoraptor
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Anal Sex

ANAL SEX HOW DID THAT COME ABOUT? Philosoraptor
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shake that!

IF I LIVE IN HARLEM, AND I SHAKE LIKE CRAZY... AM I DOING THE HARLEM SHAKE? Philosoraptor
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SEPTION AT ITS FINEST

THE CAPTION ON THE BOTTOM IS THE TRUTH THE CAPTION ON THE TOP IS A LIE Philosoraptor
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GINGER BREAD MAN

IF A REDHEAD WORKED AT THE BAKERY WOULD THAT MAKE HIM THE GINGER BREAD MAN? Philosoraptor
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pokemon Philosoraptor

WHEN SOMEONE CALLS OUT A POKEMONS NAME, AND IS CORRECT WHEN THEY THROW THE POKEBALL OUT, HOW DO THEY KNOW IT'S THAT POKEMON? Philosoraptor
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To be or not to be.

IF SOMEONE HURTS YOUR FEELINGS, DUE TO INDECISIVENESS, HAS HE NOT CHOSEN ALREADY? Philosoraptor
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Not sure if pyrus or frederik

NOT SURE IF PYRUS OR FREDERIK WORM Philosoraptor
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Nutz to the People

FEDS CLOSE GROCERY STORES ON BASE-NO MONEY BUT OBAMA LEAVES HIS FAVORITE GOLF COURSES OPEN ON BASES? Philosoraptor
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