Philosoraptor

Facebook Stalkers

IF SOMEONE DELETES OR BLOCKS ME BUT STILL STALKS MY PAGE DOES THAT MEAN THEY'RE A STALKER OR I'M JUST EXTRA AWESOME? Philosoraptor

Nutz to the People

FEDS CLOSE GROCERY STORES ON BASE-NO MONEY BUT OBAMA'S LEAVES HIS FAVORITE GOLF COURSES OPEN ON BASES? Philosoraptor

Smack it down

IF THE FEDS ARE KICKING PEOPLE OUT OF HOMES DOESN'T THE WHITE HOUSE SIT ON FEDERAL LAND? Philosoraptor

الإخوان ستايل

لو الإخوان بيشتموا في الجيش إزاي بيحتفلوا مع الجيش بانتصار أكتوبر Philosoraptor

Why didn't I think of it?

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go to hell

HOW CAN YOU SAY FUCK LOVE WHEN LOVE ISNT REAL? Philosoraptor

Your title doesn't look funny enough. Be creative! :)

GW HERAN SETIAP DANI PULANG SEKOLAH KOK GA ADA YANG NYUPIR YAH? :/ Philosoraptor

Theses

IF THESES DIDN'T EXIST...  WOULD ESSAYS EXIST?  Philosoraptor

Featured

IF SOMEONE USES MY PICTURE TO GET FEATURED DOES THAT MEAN I GOT FEATURED ALSO Philosoraptor

showdown L)

CAR?!?  Philosoraptor