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Philosoraptor

religion

RELIGION IS LIKE A PENIS. IT'S FINE TO HAVE ONE. IT'S FINE TO BE PROUD OF IT BUT PLEASE DON'T WHIP IT OUT IN PUBLIC AND START WAVING IT AROUND. AND PLEASE DON'T TRY TO SHOVE IT DOWN MY CHILDREN'S THROATS Philosoraptor
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Just a budgetary concern.

IF SOME FEDERAL EMPLOYEES ARE 'NON-ESSENTIAL' WHY ARE THEY FEDERAL EMPLOYEES? Philosoraptor
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Halloween Bash

DANNY RUIZ & TINCUP GYPSY ON THE 26TH??? MUDD RACK HALLOWEEN PARTY??? WHAT TO WEAR, WHAT TO WEAR... Philosoraptor
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Mitch Hedberg Quote #2

I SAW A COMMERCIAL THAT SAID,
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How to combat the NSA.

IF I COPY AND PASTE THE BILL OF RIGHTS INTO MY EMAILS WILL THE GOVERNMENT STILL READ THEM? Philosoraptor
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Where's Bigfoot?

IF BIGFOOT LEAVES FOOTPRINTS WHY HASN'T ANYONE FOLLOWED IT TO SEE BIGFOOT? Philosoraptor
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Exercise 'can be as good as pills'

EXERCISE 'CAN BE AS GOOD AS PILLS' SO PILLS CAN BE AS GOOD AS EXERCISE Philosoraptor
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oh so you reckon The Walking Dead is the Best show on TV??

OH SO YOU THINK THE WALKING DEAD IS THE BEST SHOW ON TV? I BET FIREFLY IS BETTER! Philosoraptor
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Spoiled Dr. Dolittle

WHY IS IT THAT DR. DOLITTLE 3, 4, AND 5 ARE NAMED AFTER THE DOCTOR WHEN HIS DAUGHTER MAYA DOLITTLE IS THE MAIN CHARACTER IN ALL 3? Philosoraptor
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lolz

IF YOU THINK LIFE HAS A POINT. YOU'RE MISSING THE POINT. Philosoraptor
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