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Pickup Line Scientist

PE FOR ME

HEY GIRL, ARE YOU A PULMONARY EMBOLISM? BECAUSE YOU TAKE MY BREATH AWAY Pickup Line Scientist
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Crush texts u back

WHEN YOUR CRUSH TEXTS U BACK Pickup Line Scientist
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Student Absence

DID WE DO ANYTHING WHILE YOU WERE GONE? NO, WE STOPPED THE CLASS TO MOURN YOUR ABSENCE. Pickup Line Scientist
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dont have to share this is only my project

WERE NOT IDENTICAL TWINS BUT SINCE YOU'RE MY PARENT IM GONNA SHARE 50% Pickup Line Scientist
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Mr lover

WHEN UR CRUSH FINALLY GIVES U ATTENTION Pickup Line Scientist
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ill give you dime is you commit a crime

HEY BABY MIND IF I CHECK YOU OUT Pickup Line Scientist
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Yearbook Name Check

MY FACE WHEN I KNOW MY NAME IS SPELLED CORRECTLY IN THE YEARBOOK. Pickup Line Scientist
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According to YOUR theory........

WE SHOULD JUST DO IT YOUR WAY BECAUSE YOU BELIEVE YOUR OWN BULLSHIT? Pickup Line Scientist
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Things that make you say hmmm!!

SO LOOK INTO MY EYES...AND ASK, HOW THE KING MANAGED TO STAY AWAKE ALL DAMN DAY!!! Pickup Line Scientist
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I never joke about soldering

I'M AN MIT-TRAINED ENGINEER I NEVER JOKE ABOUT SOLDERING Pickup Line Scientist
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