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HEY GIRL, DO YOU LOVE WATER? That means you love 80 % of me.

HEY GIRL, DO YOU LOVE WATER? That means you love 80 % of me. Pickup Line Scientist
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Your mouth says, "Shields up!" but your eyes say, "A hull breach is imminent"

Your mouth says,
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That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8m/s^2

That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8m/s^2 Pickup Line Scientist
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If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?

If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough? Pickup Line Scientist
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I wish I was adenine then I could get paired with U.

I wish I was adenine then I could get paired with U. Pickup Line Scientist
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Are you a 90 degree angle? Cuz you lookin right

Are you a 90 degree angle? Cuz you lookin right Pickup Line Scientist
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What do you say we go back to my room and do some math? Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

What do you say we go back to my room and do some math? Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply. Pickup Line Scientist
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I wish I were sin squared and you were cos squared so that together we could be one!

I wish I were sin squared and you were cos squared so that together we could be one! Pickup Line Scientist
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Let's take each other to the limit and see if we converge

Let's take each other to the limit and see if we converge Pickup Line Scientist
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your bosons they give me a hadron

your bosons they give me a hadron Pickup Line Scientist
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