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Pickup Line Scientist

The smooth talker.

IF I PUT SKITTLES ON MY JUNK... WOULD YOU TASTE THE RAINBOW? Pickup Line Scientist
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This is art

DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAS 50 TEETH AND LOOKS LIKE INCREDIBLE HULK MY ZIPPER! Pickup Line Scientist
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My first time

DID IT HURT WHEN YOU FELL FROM HEAVEN Pickup Line Scientist
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ICE SKATING FINESSE

ICE SKATING? BOYS BEWARE. MY TRIPLE SALCHOW ALWAYS GETS THE LADIES. Pickup Line Scientist
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Pussy had me likke

I JUST GOT THE BEST PUUSY EVERR!! Pickup Line Scientist
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get in da van

BITCH SHUTUP AND GET IN DA VAN Pickup Line Scientist
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DOW DOW

WHEN I LOOSE MY TOOLS, IT'S LIKE... BOW CHICA BOW DOW (EYEBROWS UP AND DOWN) Pickup Line Scientist
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Mikes Classic Chat up line

I BET YOU LOOK GOOD ON THE DANCEFLOOR WE DONT PLAY IT, BUT I BET YOU DO Pickup Line Scientist
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muajajaja jaja ja

NO TE PREOCUPES RONNY TRATARE A LA ABUELA CON CUIDADO... Pickup Line Scientist
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wutdouwantme to do

NO TE PREOCUPES TONY TRATARE A LA ABUELA CON CUIDADO Pickup Line Scientist
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