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Nude beach

HOW DO YOU SPOT A BLIND MAN AT A NUDIST BEACH? C'MON, IT'S NOT HARD. Pickup Line Scientist
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Howard the GENIUS!!!!!!!

OH, YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT PEMDAS STANDS FOR? PLEASE EXCUSE MY DOPE ASS SWAG. Pickup Line Scientist
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Cserébe megcsináljuk őket

CSERÉBE MEGCSINÁLJUK ŐKET Pickup Line Scientist
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mar gye ry

APNA HAAL KUCH ACHA HY Pickup Line Scientist
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Marching Band pickup line

WERE YOU MARCHING FOURTH BASS TODAY? BECAUSE MY HEAD HURTS AND ALL I WAS DOING WAS THINKING ABOUT YOU. Pickup Line Scientist
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The guy.

NAME IS SCHMIDT SIMON SCHMIDT. Pickup Line Scientist
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Memory Loss

MAYBEE... I TRY TO FORGET ALL THE MATH I LEARNED DURING BREAK ;) Pickup Line Scientist
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Where have you been all my life? :*

WASSSUP! YOU LOOK LIKE YOU NEED A VUDI ;) Pickup Line Scientist
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Feeding Time

DID YOU FEED LAST NIGHT BRO? YEA, MY MOM TOOK ME OUT FOR SEAFOOD. Pickup Line Scientist
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Molle Meme

NO BRAINER GOT A CHEVY FROM TERRY AT MOLLE CHEVROLET Pickup Line Scientist
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