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Dating potential

HEY BABY, IS IT JUST ME OR IS OUR DIFFERENCE POTENTIAL GREATER THAN 3*10^6 V/M? 'CAUSE I FEEL SPARKS FLYING BETWEEN US Pickup Line Scientist
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tiny dick

IT MIGHT BE SMALL.... BUT YOU WOULDN'T WANT IT AS A WART ON YOUR NOSE! Pickup Line Scientist
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Recycling

HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF SOMEBODY TURNED YOU ON AND LEFT Pickup Line Scientist
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Recycling 101

YOU WANT ME TO TAKE YOU OUT FOR TRASH? Pickup Line Scientist
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Wie ich halt der Negele bin!?

WIE ICH HALT DER NEGELE BIN!? UND WIE DU'S HALT NET AUSRAFFST? Pickup Line Scientist
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Hubble nom

YOUR SISTER'S SO HOT. HOOK ME UP. Pickup Line Scientist
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Hubble nom

YOUR SISTERS SO HOT. HOOK ME UP. Pickup Line Scientist
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You know....

YOU KNOW.... I'M A MAN THAT REALLY KNOWS HOW TO USE HIS SOLDERING KIT Pickup Line Scientist
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pick up mojo

IS THAT A CRACK IN THE SIDEWALK... CAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE I BROKE YOUR MOM'S BACK... LAST NIGHT Pickup Line Scientist
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Асале нрав

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