Redneck Randal

I like my coffee like I like my women in the kitchen where they belong

I like my coffee like I like my women in the kitchen where they belong  Redneck Randal

Stranger said girl I was hitting on was out of my league I was talking to my sister

Stranger said girl I was hitting on was out of my league I was talking to my sister  Redneck Randal

How long will the drive take? About 3 beers

How long will the drive take? About 3 beers  Redneck Randal

So I told that dress code enforcer lady The Constitution gives me the right to bare arms

So I told that dress code enforcer lady The Constitution gives me the right to bare arms  Redneck Randal

I'll tell you like I told that art lady the primary colors are red, white, and blue

I'll tell you like I told that art lady  the primary colors are red, white, and blue  Redneck Randal

Tries to ask a girl out Cousin-Zoned

Tries to ask a girl out Cousin-Zoned  Redneck Randal

practices pick up lines for family reunion

practices pick up lines for family reunion  Redneck Randal

Brings wife and sister to applebees Table for two

Brings wife and sister to applebees Table for two  Redneck Randal

I got a beer for my wife Best trade I've ever made

I got a beer for my wife Best trade I've ever made  Redneck Randal

The moon landing was fake Pro wrestling is real

The moon landing was fake Pro wrestling is real  Redneck Randal