Sad Birthday Dog

I just wanted to eat but you lit my food on fire

I just wanted to eat but you lit my food on fire  Sad Birthday Dog

Old person's birthday.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! YOUR AARP BALLOONS AND SENIOR CITIZEN GIFT CERTIFICATES SHOULD ARRIVE SHORTLY! Sad Birthday Dog

A Dog's Life

THIS IS THE FIRST TIME SHE'S REMEMBERED MY BIRTHDAY ... IN 9 YEARS! Sad Birthday Dog

Birthday dog wish

HEY,,,HEY CASEY? SINCE U NOT HERE I EAT THIS CAKE FOR YOU,,OK? HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUDDY,LOVE YA  Sad Birthday Dog

HAPPY BIRFDAY OOTISE

UR OFFICIALLY A TEEN OOTISE Sad Birthday Dog

Missing Bday Party

THANK YOU OUTSET... YOU JERK! Sad Birthday Dog

Happy Birthday Sheila

I WOULD HAVE WISHED YOU A HAPPY BIRTHDAY SOONER BUT I WAS BUSY ENJOYING THIS CAKE THAT'S GOING TO DESTROY MY THIGHS Sad Birthday Dog

all i want for my birthday is a whore and whiskey

ALL I WANT FOR MY B-DAY IS A WHORE AND WHISKEY Sad Birthday Dog

HAPPY B-DAY

ALL I WANT FOR MY B-DAY IS A BITCH AND WHISKEY Sad Birthday Dog

Happy Birthday, Emily!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE CAKE ISN'T FOR ME? WHATEVER...HAPPY BIRTHDAY, EMILY! Sad Birthday Dog