Samuel L Jackson

sammy freedom

SAY THURSDAY NIGHT KARAOKE @GUSTO'S ISN'T THE BEST TIME IN TOWN! SAY IT ONE MORE TIME, MOTHERFUCKER! Samuel L Jackson

SAY WHAT AGAIN

SEND JON ANOTHER EMAIL I DARE YOU! Samuel L Jackson

Ticket rejection...

REJECT MY TICKET ONE MORE TIME, I DARE YOU. I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU! Samuel L Jackson

Dealing with the hospital

 JULES: WELL, THERE'S THIS PASSAGE I'VE GOT MEMORIZED THAT SORT OF FITS THIS OCCASION. EZEKIEL 25:17. THE PATH OF THE RIGHTEOUS MAN IS BESET ON ALL SIDES BY THE INIQUITIES OF THE SELFISH AND THE TYRANNY OF THE EVIL MEN. BLESSED IS HE WHO, IN THE NAME OF CH Samuel L Jackson

Tell me the difference between Memorial Day and Veteran's Day...

TELL ME THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEMORIAL DAY AND VETERANS DAY ONE MORE TIME I DARE YOU Samuel L Jackson

Talk that shit again!

TELL ME ABOUT MY DRUG ''PROBLEMS'' AGAIN! I DOUBLE DARE YOU, MUTHAFUKA! Samuel L Jackson

Y'done fu#kt up dawg!

TELL ME ABOUT MY DRUG ''PROBLEMS'' AGAIN MUTHAFUKA! I DARE YOU! Samuel L Jackson

ahhhp bagelmeal

SAY SCRIPT AGAIN! I DARE YOU. I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHAFUCKA! Samuel L Jackson

When you need context

CONTEXT...                      DO YOU HAVE IT? Samuel L Jackson

Unhelpful advice

TELL ME ONE MORE TIMETHAT I JUST NEED TO GET MY BABY INTO A