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nevdesk 9

RUSSELLS EXPRESSION WHEN... NEVADA IS TRYING TO EXPLAIN SOMETHIGN SIMPLE Schrute

Kimmy's 50th Birthday

KIMMY'S TURNING 50 TODAY?  FALSE.  SHE WILL REMAIN AT AGE 40 UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. Schrute

Dishes

YOU WASHED YOUR DISHES AND YOUR SILVERWARE NOW, PUT THEM AWAY SO SOMEONE ELSE DOESN'T HAVE TO. Schrute

For T

NOT SURE IS MY VISION IS BLURRY BECAUSE OF MY BLOOD PRESSURE OR IF I FORGOT TO PUT IN MY CONTACTS Schrute

I Don't Believe You

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU  CONTINUE Schrute

I Don't Believe you

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU CONTINUE Schrute

Capturing Lectures

I NEED TO ATTEND EVERY LECTURE? FALSE, I CAN WATCH ANY LECTURE I WANT AT HOME Schrute

Studies indicate people who stir their ice cream are more likely to be genius.

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24 hour silent hours

24 HOUR QUIET HOURS?  FALSE. THEY ARE SILENT HOURS. Schrute

Underwear Shopping

IT'S NOT WEIRD AT ALL...  TO GO UNDERWEAR SHOPPING WITH YOUR WIFE AND HER FRIENDS. Schrute