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Scumbag Brain

What happens to me every day.

OH, IT'S HOMEWORK TIME? LET'S PROCRASTINATE AND GO POST RANDOM POINTLESS STUFF ON FACEBOOK! Scumbag Brain
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Day off, now what?

WAKES UP AT 4AM M-F WITH AN ALARM CLOCK OR WILL OVERSLEEP WAKES UP AT 4AM WEEKENDS, HOLIDAYS AND DAYS OFF, NO ALARM REQUIRED. Scumbag Brain
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Day off, now what?

WAKES UP AT 4AM M-F WITH AN ALARM CLOCK OR WILL OVERSLEEP WAKES UP AT 4AM WEEKENDS, HOLIDAYS AND DAYS OFF, NO ALARM REQUIRED. Scumbag Brain
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Wakes up at 4am M-F with an alarm or will oversleep

WAKES UP AT 4AM ON HOLIDAYS, E WAKES UP AT 4AM ON WEEKENDS, DAYS O Scumbag Brain
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It happens mostly every single interview...

YOU KNOW HOW TO SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE? GOOD! LET'S FORGET HOW TO SPEAK IT PROPERLY DURING A JOB INTERVIEW! Scumbag Brain
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Ilógica ateísta

TENHO 160.000 KM DE VASOS SANGUÍNEOS, 100 BILHÕES DE NEURÔNIOS E NÃO HÁ MÁQUINA EXISTENTE COMO EU AINDA ACREDITAM QUE SOU OBRA DO MERO ACASO Scumbag Brain
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FOLLOWING RULES

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY... FOLLOW THE RULES Scumbag Brain
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Mouth Bite

OH YOU BIT THE INSIDE OF YOUR MOUTH? LET ME MAKE SURE THAT SPOT GETS SWOLLEN SO YOU CAN KEEP BITING IT Scumbag Brain
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gimmie some brain

BRAINS.... THE KIND THAT U GET IN THE BACK OF A CAR AT THE DRIVE IN Scumbag Brain
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Braindead wants me to make my meme titles funny. Slag OFF!

SOME PEOPLE LACK THE ABILITY TO USE THIS... Scumbag Brain
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