Scumbag Brain

Oh, so you want to sleep? Here are some thoughts about life, the universe and what you become when you die

Oh, so you want to sleep? Here are some thoughts about life, the universe and what you become when you die   Scumbag Brain

Did you just turn that test in? Because I finally figured out how to solve that problem and man, did you fuck up.

Did you just turn that test in? Because I finally figured out how to solve that problem and man, did you fuck up.   Scumbag Brain

Oh, class is ending? I'll make sure the erection is ready.

Oh, class is ending? I'll make sure the erection is ready.   Scumbag Brain

Oh your alarm clock is going off? Let me just add the sound to your dream

Oh your alarm clock is going off? Let me just add the sound to your dream  Scumbag Brain

sets alarm for seven Wakes up at 4:00, 5:00 and 6:00 to check the time OVERSLEEPS

sets alarm for seven Wakes up at 4:00, 5:00 and 6:00 to check the time OVERSLEEPS  Scumbag Brain

Falls back asleep after turning alarm off Makes you dream that you got up and got ready for work

Falls back asleep after turning alarm off Makes you dream that you got up and got ready for work  Scumbag Brain

Doesn't have any pain receptors Gives you a headache just to show you who's lord and master of your universe

Doesn't have any pain receptors Gives you a headache just to show you who's lord and master of your universe  Scumbag Brain

Convinces you to do something Then makes you feel bad for doing it

Convinces you to do something Then makes you feel bad for doing it  Scumbag Brain

Carrying something you can't just put down Heres an itch 4 different places on your body

Carrying something you can't just put down Heres an itch 4 different places on your body  Scumbag Brain

Finally falling asleep realizes something you said earlier in the day could be horribly misinterpreted

Finally falling asleep realizes something you said earlier in the day could be horribly misinterpreted  Scumbag Brain