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Douchebag no halloween

DOESN'T LET KIDS TRICK OR TREAT BECAUSE HALLOWEEN IS PAGAN PUTS UP CHRISTMAS TREE IN THE WINTER Scumbag Christian

One of the worst movies of all time

SAYS JESUS IS THE REASON FOR THE SEASON... ...MAKES MOVIE GLORIFYING THE COMERCIALIZATION AND MATERIALISM OF SAID SEASON... AND CALLS THEM BIBLICAL. Scumbag Christian

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MAKES UP LIES ABOUT HOW EVERYONE ELSE IS TRYING TO TAKE CHRISTMAS AWAY FROM HIM IS ACTUALLY TRYING TO TAKE HALLOWEEN AWAY FROM EVERYONE ELSE Scumbag Christian

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REJECTS SCIENCE WHEN APPLIED TO EVOLUTION  SELECTIVELY USES SCIENCE TO VALIDATE RELIGION Scumbag Christian

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REJECTS SCIENCE WHEN APPLIED TO EVOLUTION  SELECTIVELY USES SCIENCE TO SUPPORT HIS RELIGION Scumbag Christian

Problems with evolution

PREACHES THE GOSPEL TO MANY PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SKIN COLOR DOESN'T BELIEVE IN EVOLUTION  Scumbag Christian

How dare you point out the painfully obvious flaws in my logic!

CLAIMS ABSTINENCE IS THE ONLY 100% EFFECTIVE FORM OF CONTRACEPTION MAKES A MOVIE INVOLVING A BABY BORN OF A VIRGIN Scumbag Christian

dumb advice

OH, YOU GOT FIRED? MUST BE GODS PLAN Scumbag Christian

Prove it

SURE, I CAN PROVE GOD EXISTS BUT FIRST I MUST BURY YOU IN PHILOSOPHICAL JARGON ABOUT WHAT IT REALLY MEANS TO KNOW SOMETHING AND HOW YOU CAN EVER KNOW THAT YOU KNOW ANYTHING Scumbag Christian