Sheltering Suburban Mom

I voted against legalizing marijuana because my daughter was killed by a drunk driver

I voted against legalizing marijuana because my daughter was killed by a drunk driver  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells you to stop watching crap on Tv Watches reality shows and dancing with the stars

Tells you to stop watching crap on Tv Watches reality shows and dancing with the stars  Sheltering Suburban Mom

you can't make a commitment and then suddenly change your mind. divorced 3 times in 7 years.

you can't make a commitment and then suddenly change your mind. divorced 3 times in 7 years.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Once you make a choice you have to stand by it" Gets a divorce

We only listen to Fox News The other ones are too biased

We only listen to Fox News The other ones are too biased  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Says mythbusters is childish watches toddlers and tiaras

Says mythbusters is childish watches toddlers and tiaras  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Thinks buying video games for $60 is a waste of money Buys $7 pack of cigarettes every other day

Thinks buying video games for $60 is a waste of money Buys $7 pack of cigarettes every other day  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"calendars featuring women in swimsuits and lingerie are sexist and wrong" purchases every fire department fundraiser calendar filled with half-naked men she can find

"So when are you getting a real job?" Hasn't worked a single day in 20 years

Passed exam: "don't forget to thank god" failed exam: "it's your fault for not working hard enough"

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