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Sheltering Suburban Mom

trophy wife

MARRIED HAS A BOYTOY Sheltering Suburban Mom
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HOUSEWIFE IN SUBURBIA

YA KNOW THE GREAT SPIRIT BOUDOIR CAN BE FOUND ....EVEN IN SUBURBIA Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Homophobic. Loves Ellen DeGeneres.

HOMOPHOBIC LOVES ELLEN DEGENERES Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Nutritionist

DON'T EAT ANY BREAD TOMMY, CARBS MAKE YOU FAT. EAT SKITTLES INSTEAD, YOU NEED YOUR 5 A DAY. Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Long grass

DON'T PLAY IN THAT FIELD TOMMY. THEY HAVEN'T CUT THE GRASS YET. Sheltering Suburban Mom
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I sometimes can't understand her

DOESN'T WANT US TO WATCH ACTION BECAUSE IT'S VIOLENT FORCES US TO WATCH PASSION OF CHRIST Sheltering Suburban Mom
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ohh say thank yu

YOUR MAN ASKED ME TO DO GYMNASTICS ON THE DICK LAST NIGHT BUT I TURNED HIM DOWN, SAY THANK YOU BITCH Sheltering Suburban Mom
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run in with the law

KIDS AT THE PARK DON'T WANT TO PLAY SOCCER BUT MY SON DOES CALLS COPS Sheltering Suburban Mom
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humping the sign

SHE WAS CAUGHT NAKED HUMPING A STOP SIGN Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Therapy issue

SPENDS MY ENTIRE LIFE PUTTING ME DOWN AT HOME, RARELY LET'S ME GO, GETS FRUSTRATED WHEN I HAVE FRIENDS, AND ALWAYS WANTS ME TO STAY AT HOME, BECAME PRETTY SHY, INSECURE, AND SOMETIMES IRRITATING.
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