Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

One night stand woke up while I was trying to sneak out of her appartment Had sex with her again

One night stand woke up while I was trying to sneak out of her appartment Had sex with her again  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Accidentally types crushes name into status update Status gets liked by her

Accidentally types crushes name into status update Status gets liked by her  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Caught bf texting during sex to tell his boss he'll be an hour late for work

Caught bf texting during sex to tell his boss he'll be an hour late for work  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

sweat because you're nervous cute girl thinks you were working out

sweat because you're nervous cute girl thinks you were working out  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

"I work at a funeral home... I mean Nursing home." Accidentally makes good joke

Sent Winky face instead of Smiley face Have a date for friday

Sent Winky face instead of Smiley face Have a date for friday  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Went to wrong job interview Got hired anyway

Went to wrong job interview Got hired anyway  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

accidentally liked something an old crush posted on facebook start talking again and first date is on friday

accidentally liked something an old crush posted on facebook start talking again and first date is on friday  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

friendzoned so hard she changes in front of me

friendzoned so hard she changes in front of me  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Used Star Wars reference on first date She loved it

Used Star Wars reference on first date She loved it  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin