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Socially Awkward Penguin

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THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS AN INVISIBLE CLOAK Socially Awkward Penguin
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MESSING WITH A LIBERAL CEO IS LIKE MESSING WITH BJ PENN. IN A SOCIETY WHERE PEOPLE ARE HANDED EVERYTHING AT A HIGH RANKING LEVEL, THAT CEO KNOWS HOW TO BEAT THE SYSTEM. 99% OF ACTUAL LIBERALS(NOT POLITICIANS) HAVE NO CLUE HOW THE USA WORKS. Socially Awkward Penguin
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AMERICANS CAN COME AFTER YOU IF WE HAVE THE CORNIEST SCRIPT OF ALL TIME. AND A PASTOR CAN TAKE CREDIT FOR IT. IT HAD TO HAVE BEEN ORDERED BY A POLITICIAN THOUGH. Socially Awkward Penguin
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AMERICAN SOCIETY IS JUST LIKE THE WWE Socially Awkward Penguin
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MESSING WITH THE USA IN THE USA IS LIKE FIGHTING BROCK LESNAR NOT ROIDED UP. IF YOU'RE IN THE MILITARY THOUGH IT'S A DIFFERENT STORY. THE USA MILITARY SERVES THE POLITICAL AGENDA FOR CONSERVATIVE POLITICIANS. IN THE MILITARY IT'S LIKE FIGHTING BROCK LESNAR ON STEROIDS. WE'RE STILL IDIOTS EITHER WAY. Socially Awkward Penguin
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WE USE SO MUCH PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY IN THE STATES YOU CAN JUST GET IN AND STUN US THEN GET OUT WITHOUT ANYONE REALIZING IT. IF YOU'RE SMART ABOUT IT AND DON'T COME IN GUNS BLAZING. Socially Awkward Penguin
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PICTURE TEST PROCEDURE STARE AT THE PICTURE FOR 1 MINUTE. PLAY(MUSIC) KILLSWITCH ENGAGE- THIS IS GOODBYE. A COUPLE OF GENERAL QUESTIONS. THEN THE PERSON LEAVES. HAVE TO SIGN GAG ORDER BEFORE YOU DO IT. AN FBI FACIAL EXPRESSION EXPERT WILL DETERMINE EVERYTHING. Socially Awkward Penguin
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IF THE DIA IS DISSOLVED INTO A SEAL TEAM THE ORCCCSS WOULD HAVE TO GO THROUGH 2 YEARS WORTH OF SEAL TRAINING. GIVE THEM THE SAME CHANCE AS EVERYONE ELSE. WE'LL SEE HOW THEY STACK UP. Socially Awkward Penguin
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IF THE DIA IS DISSOLVED INTO A SEAL TEAM THE ORCCCSS WOULD HAVE TO GO THROUGH SEAL TRAINING. GIVE THEM THE SAME CHANCE AS EVERYONE ELSE. WE'LL SEE HOW THEY STACK UP. Socially Awkward Penguin
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IF THERE IS A SEAL TEAM 11 THEY WILL HANDLE ALL THE GAG ORDER BREACHES ON THE PICTURE TEST. SINCE NOBODY ELSE WANTS TO. THEY'LL DO IT PUBLICLY IF THEY HAVE TO. JUST DOIN THEIR JOB. Socially Awkward Penguin
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