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Socially Awkward Penguin

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INTRODUCES ART 3 TIMES NO ONE LISTENS. COMPLAINS ABOUT NO ART LATER. Socially Awkward Penguin
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MOST USA POLITICIANS WERE RALPH WIGGUM WHO GREW UP TO BE MONTY BURNS Socially Awkward Penguin
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DADPOOL LOVES WIFE EVERYONE NEEDS TO STOP WITH THE LIES ABOUT LYMOMDRA. NOW THEY'RE DOING STUFF ABOUT HER TO EVERYONE ELSE. WHEN IN ACTUALITY SHE'S FINE. Socially Awkward Penguin
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DIA ORCS AREN'T EVEN THAT BAD. COMBINE THEM WITH CORRUPT POLITICIANS AND CORRUPT PASTORS WITH GS16 TECHNOLOGY, IT GETS UGLY. FACTOR IN PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY AS WELL. AND SOMEHOW EVERYONE LOVES HAVING AN ORC AGENCY INSTEAD OF FUNDING OFFICER PROGRAMS, WEAP Socially Awkward Penguin
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A USA POLITICIAN DOING AN IDITAROD BODY DOUBLE DOES RACE WITH SLED DOGS. POLITICIAN TAKES CREDIT. POLITICIAN COVERS UP EVIDENCE AND KILLS ALL BUT 1 SLED DOGS. TURNS THE REMAINING SLED DOG INTO A LAP DOG. HOOKS THE BODY DOUBLE UP WITH A PHONY WIFE AND KILLS THEM BOTH OFF WITH PLAUSIBLE DENI Socially Awkward Penguin
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FOR THE MOST PART THE REST OF THE WORLD SEES AN ALASKAN MALAMUTE AS THE APPEARANCE OF THE USA. INTERNALLY WE'RE THE WORST SLED DOGS ON PLANET EARTH. COULD YOU IMAGINE ANY PERSON WITH ANY POLITICAL POWER IN THE USA DOING AN IDITAROD RACE? WE HAVE SLED DOGS Socially Awkward Penguin
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SO THE BABY BOOMERS DID THE WHOLE GOLDEN RETRIEVER AND LAB THING WITH SOCIETY. LET'S CHANGE THE GOLDEN RETRIEVER TO A COLLIE AND ALLOW EVERYONE ELSE TO BE THEMSELVES AND BE THE BEST DAMN BREED OF DOG THEY ARE. PEOPLE WITH THE MOST POWER IN THE USA ARE GOL Socially Awkward Penguin
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IT'S ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO TEACH AND OLD DOG NEW TRICKS. ESPECIALLY GOLDEN RETRIEVERS. Socially Awkward Penguin
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SEE ON AN AVERAGE NIGHT JUST EVERYTHING NORMAL, STILL GOTA BOINK WIFEY BEFORE WE GO TO BED. Socially Awkward Penguin
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IF YOU'RE IN THE FBI AND HAVEN'T WATCHED FULL METAL JACKET, THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU. Socially Awkward Penguin
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