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Socially Awkward Penguin

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CURRENT WORLD POWERS: GERMANY, GREAT BRITAIN, CROATIA, BRAZIL, RUSSIA (FIGURE HEAD WORLD POWERS BECAUSE USA WILL NOT LEAVE THEM ALONE, BUT REAL WORLD POWERS) EVERYONE ELSE LIKES BEING LOW KEY BUT THEY'RE A WORLD POWER. ALL USA WAR CRIMINALS ARE TRYING TO GET OUT OF A BAD SITUATION. YOU DON'T CREATE PHONY BLOODLINES TO CHRIST! Socially Awkward Penguin
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OK NOW WIFEY HAS TO THINK OF THINGS(1 MONTH LONG EVERY DAY) THAT HE CAN DO TO HER WHERE SHE GETS DISCRETE TATTOOS ONLY HE KNOWS ABOUT. Socially Awkward Penguin
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IF WE MASS PRODUCE VIKINGS, MAYBE WE'LL EVOLVE. WE HAVE NO CHANCE AT MUTATING WHEN WE CHEAT REALITY. Socially Awkward Penguin
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MAYBE ONE DAY WE'LL EVOLVE FROM SAVAGES. WE JUST DON'T BELIEVE IN EVOLUTION. SO....YEAH VIKING THING SOUNDS GREAT RIGHT NOW. WE DON'T GIVE OUR PEOPLE A CHANCE TO DEVELOP THE RIGHT WAY IN THE USA. THE VIKING THING SOUNDS AMAZING RIGHT NOW. Socially Awkward Penguin
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K WE'RE STARTING THE WHOLE VIKING THING IN THE USA WHERE THE MEN HAVE TO GET THEIR COAT OF ARMS TATTOOED ON THEIR CHEST FOR THEIR FAIR MAIDEN. THE WIVES HAVE TO GET SECRET TATTOOS OF STUFF HER HUSBAND DOES TO HER THAT SHE WANTS. THEN WHEN SHE IS SOLD, SHE GETS THE COAT OF ARMS TATTOOED IN A SECRET AREA. Socially Awkward Penguin
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K WE'RE STARTING THE WHOLE THING IN THE USA WHERE THE MEN HAVE TO GET THEIR COAT OF ARMS TATTOOED ON THEIR CHEST FOR THEIR FAIR MAIDEN. THE WIVES HAVE TO GET SECRET TATTOOS OF STUFF HER HUSBAND DOES TO HER THAT SHE WANTS. THEN WHEN SHE IS SOLD, SHE GETS THE COAT OF ARMS TATTOOED IN A SECRET AREA. Socially Awkward Penguin
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KEEP IN MIND THAT WE ARE SAVAGES IN THE USA. WE JUST DON'T SEE REALITY. WE HAVE TO ACCEPT THE TRUTH OF OUR SOCIETY. Socially Awkward Penguin
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FOR SOME REASON GUYS ARE LESS MANLY WHO ARE VIRGINS AND WOMEN ARE THE BEST THING ON THE PLANET IF THEY'RE VIRGINS. MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE. Socially Awkward Penguin
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BEING A VIRGIN(USA) JUST MEANS YOU WERE SCREWED OVER YOUR ENTIRE LIFE. NOTHING SPECIAL. DEFINITELY NOT A GOOD THING. CHICKS DON'T LIKE GETTING COCK BLOCKED EITHER. Socially Awkward Penguin
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BEING A VIRGIN JUST MEANS YOU WERE SCREWED OVER YOUR ENTIRE LIFE. NOTHING SPECIAL. DEFINITELY NOT A GOOD THING. CHICKS DON'T LIKE GETTING COCK BLOCKED EITHER. Socially Awkward Penguin
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