Socially Awkward Penguin

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 WHEN YOU USE HAARP ON THE WRONG PERSON TO SULLY THEIR REPUTATION AND THEY END UP BEING A STUD, EVERYONE IS OBSESSED WITH THAT PERSON. YOU CAN THANK HAARP. PEOPLE JUST CAN'T GET IT OUT OF THEIR HEADS THANKS TO HAARP. THAT'S WHY THERE IS A LIST AND EVERYONE Socially Awkward Penguin

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 ALWAYS GO BY THE LIST. EVERYONE BASTERDIZED THE LIST. BUT YEAH...STICKIN TO IT. JUST IN CASE. IN WITH WIFEY 100% RIGHT NOW. NOT CHANGING ON THAT. Socially Awkward Penguin

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 CAN SOMEONE PLEASE HIRE LEGIT BODY GUARDS FOR 2AA. SHE HATES ORCS. WIFEY AND HER WERE SUPPOSED TO BE DOUBLES. KINDA HARD TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE. ORCS HANG HER OUT TO DRY ALL THE TIME. Socially Awkward Penguin

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 CAN SOMEONE CHECK UP ON NUMBER 2AA GETTIN A LITTLE WORRIED. YA NEVER KNOW. NEVER FOLD A HAND TOO EARLY. Socially Awkward Penguin

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 ALL THIS STUFF IS SO PREDICTABLE NOW. AN ENDLESS CYCLE OF COCK BLOCKING AND SABOTEURS. WITH A DASH A DBAGS CASIN EVERYTHING UP. GOD BLESS AMERICA. Socially Awkward Penguin

gender equality rests squarly on the back of all the pastors in the usa

MEN AND WOMEN IN THE USA APPEAR TO HAVE THE SAME EQUALITY IN THE USA EYE WAS NOT AWARE OF THIS BUT EYE AM NOW. USA CASTE SYSTEM(CHURCH POLITICS). 1. POLITICIANS 2. PASTOR 3. CHUCH ELDER (MEN) 4. ORACLE WHEN THEY TURN 30  5. CHURCH MILFS 6. EVERYONE ELSE IN THE CHURCH  7. OTHER RELIGIOUS SECTS 8. AGNOSTICS 9. ATHEISTS Socially Awkward Penguin

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 THERE IS A 20% YOUR KID IS GOING TO COMMIT SUICIDE AND IT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE THEY JUST WANT A GIRLFRIEND OR BOYFRIEND. THEY ARE EITHER SABOTAGED OR SOMEONE MESSES WITH THEM IN THE PROCESS. PASTORS NEED TO STOP LETTING OLD CREEPY GUYS LUST AFTER YOUNG GIRL Socially Awkward Penguin

Loot Palace

THE BEST PLACE IS LOOT PALACE Socially Awkward Penguin

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DADPOOL STILL LOVES WIFE. THEY'VE STILL GOTA LOT OF STUFF TO DEVELOP TOGETHER THOUGH IT'S A WORK IN PROGRESS AND IS GOING TO BE SPECIAL ONE DAY. Socially Awkward Penguin

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A BUNCH OF GUYS GETTIN TOGETHER WITH NO PURPOSE OR AN IDIOTIC PURPOSE IS A GOLDEN RETRIEVER FEST. WHO CAN BE THE MOST IDIOTIC GOLDEN RETRIEVER. YOUNG DOBERMANS NEED TO FIND A WIFE YOUNG AND GET MARRIED YOUNG. Socially Awkward Penguin