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Socially Awkward Penguin

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IF YOU'RE BANGIN AN ORACLE UNDER THE AGE OF 20 AND YOU'RE A CREEPY OLD GUY, YOU ARE GARBAGE IF YOU BANG AN ORACLE UNDER THE AGE OF 18 YOU'RE A PEDOPHILE(WHEN YOU'RE A CREEPY OLD GUY) Socially Awkward Penguin
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JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR THE ORACLE HOUSEWIFE DURING THE AGES OF 20-30 PICKS AND CHOOSES WHEN SHE WANTS TO BANG THE CREEPY OLD GUY. THE ORACLE IS MUCH MORE LIKELY TO BANG THE CREEPY OLD GUY IF HE HAS SIX PACK ABS. THAT WOULD MAKE THE CREEPY OLD GUY KINDA A DIL Socially Awkward Penguin
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for the record penguin. Solution to everything.

SOLUTION TO THE ORACLE THING. YOUNG BUCKS LIKE BANGIN MILFS. SO WHEN THEY TURN 20 THEY BANG THE MILF FROM 20-30. THE FEMALE ORACLE IS A
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Back in Blue

I MIGHT BE JUST A PENGUIN TO YOU BUT I'VE MADE TONS OF MONEY MODELLING FOR LINUX.. :-) Socially Awkward Penguin
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for the record penguin. Grudges go both ways.

SOMETIMES DOBERMANS HOLD GRUDGES. JUST DON'T GO AROUND ONE IF YOU DON'T LIKE DOBERMANS. DOBERMANS DON'T CARE ABOUT THE GRUDGE. DOBERMANS START CARING ABOUT THE GRUDGE WHEN YOU START NIPPING AT ITS HEELS ABOUT THE GRUDGE OR FICTIONAL ISSUE. Socially Awkward Penguin
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WHY WIFEY IS A 10 (WIFE CATCH WISE) SCALE OF 1-10(BEST) SHE IS A BORDER COLLIE. CAN GO LEXI BELLE MODE. PERFECT YIN AND YANG IN THE RELATIONSHIP. SPARK IS THERE. LOTS DEVELOPED ALREADY. THINKIN BOUT HER GIVES PENGUIN A BONNNNNA. SO YEAH 10, ALL THE WAY. Socially Awkward Penguin
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WHY WIFEY IS A 10 SHE IS A BORDER COLLIE. CAN GO LEXI BELLE MODE. PERFECT YIN AND YANG IN THE RELATIONSHIP. SPARK IS THERE. LOTS DEVELOPED ALREADY. THINKIN BOUT HER GIVES PENGUIN A BONNNNNA. SO YEAH 10, ALL THE WAY. Socially Awkward Penguin
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Frets Magnifico

TATAWA NA BA AKO? Socially Awkward Penguin
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WAS MEANT TO BE WITH WIFEY. ALWAYS IN HER HEAD. A LITTLE CONFUSION. ALL TAKEN CARE OF. EVERYONE NEEDS TO STOP JERKIN US AROUND NOW. WIFEY IS IN PENGUINS HEAD ALL THE TIME AS WELL. Socially Awkward Penguin
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for the record penguin

WHEN YOU USE HAARP ON THE WRONG PERSON TO SULLY THEIR REPUTATION AND THEY END UP BEING A STUD, EVERYONE IS OBSESSED WITH THAT PERSON. YOU CAN THANK HAARP. PEOPLE JUST CAN'T GET IT OUT OF THEIR HEADS THANKS TO HAARP. THAT'S WHY THERE IS A LIST AND EVERYONE Socially Awkward Penguin
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