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Socially Awkward Penguin

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A BUNCH OF MONKEYS IN A ROOM WITH A TYPEWRITER CAME UP WITH THE PLOT OF THIS MEGA ISSUE. THIS IS WHY NOBODY WOULD CHANGE THEIR MIND ON EYEZA. THEIR LIFE DEPENDED ON HIM BEING A PIECE OF GARBAGE. NOW THEY ARE DEAD
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THIS IS WHY EVERYONE HATES EYEZA SO MUCH. HE SCREWED UP EVERYONE'S PLAN TO REIGNITE USA CHRISTIANITY. OR MAKE USA CHRISTIANITY SUPERIOR TO EVERYTHING ELSE. Socially Awkward Penguin
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THE CURRENT SITUATION IS THAT CONGRESS IS COCK BLOCKING A 95% BLIND CHICK AND HER HUSBAND. Socially Awkward Penguin
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penguin hates these idiots

SO THE PHONY BLOODLINE TO CHRIST GUY HAD BE A PHONY NAVY SEAL. WHICH HE NEVER WAS. CONGRESS WAS OBSESSED WITH HIS BROTHER SO THEY WANTED HIM TO HAVE PHONY BLOODLINES TO CHRIST BECAUSE HE WAS EASILY CONTROLLABLE. DUMBEST STUFF ON PLANET EARTH. Socially Awkward Penguin
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CHRISTIANS FOUND BADASS GENETICS. GENIUS STUFF THEN WERE COMPLETE IDIOTS ABOUT IT. HAD TO MAKE INTO THE DUMBEST POLITICAL PLOY IN THE HISTORY OF CHRISTIANITY. Socially Awkward Penguin
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CHRISTIANITY IS PISSED OFF THEY COULDN'T FAKE A PHONY BLOODLINE TO CHRIST THAT'S WHAT ALL THIS IS ABOUT Socially Awkward Penguin
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IF SOMEONE LIES ABOUT SOMETHING IN CONGRESS TO PASS LEGISLATION THE PRESIDENT IS ALLOWED TO USE AN EXECUTIVE ORDER TO KILL THAT POLITICIAN. Socially Awkward Penguin
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YOU'RE ALLOWED TO USE AN EXECUTIVE ORDER TO KILL ANYONE IN CONGRESS OBAMA JUST DOESN'T DO IT BECAUSE HE'S A NICE GUY. IMAGINE IF EYEZA WAS PRESIDENT RIGHT NOW? Socially Awkward Penguin
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penguin loves puns

EXECUTIVE BRANCH IS THE C.O.(COMMANDING OFFICER). CONGRESS IS THE X.O.(EXECUTIVE OFFICER). CAN THE EXECUTIVE BRANCH VOTE TO SEE IF EVERYONE IN CONGRESS SHOULD HAVE THEIR LIPS SEALED SHUT? Socially Awkward Penguin
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ORACLES LIKE BANGIN DILFS NONE OF THEM OUT THERE FOR ORACLES TO BANG. JUST THE CREEPY OLD GUYS. MIGHT WANA WORK ON THAT. Socially Awkward Penguin
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