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Socially Awkward Penguin

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IF YOU CARE MORE ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS THAN YOUR WIFE AND KIDS YOU'RE A PIECE OF GARBAGE. Socially Awkward Penguin
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THE NRA ARE JUST A BUNCH OF FAT OLD GUYS WHO TALK ABOUT GUNS ALL DAY. AND LUST AFTER YOUNG GIRLS. THE LAST GUY A GIRL WANTS IS A FAT OLD GUY WHO TALKS ABOUT GUNS ALL DAY. Socially Awkward Penguin
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ALL YOU NRA DBAGS OUT THERE. IF YOU WERE AS TOUGH AS YOU SAY YOU ARE YOU'D HAVE SHOT ME BY NOW. PUSSIES. Socially Awkward Penguin
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EYEZA IS A CHRISTIAN ISSUE BECAUSE ALL USA CHRISTIANS ARE JEALOUS OF EYEZA AND CONGRESS PASSED SO MANY LAWS TO GET RID OF EYEZA THAT RUINED EVERYONE IN THE CURRENT CONGRESS' REPUTATION. STILL WAITIN FOR EYEZA TO GO ON A KILLIN AND RAPIN SPREE. APPARENTLY
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PEOPLE IN ENGLAND KNOW WHEN THEY ARE BEING A JERK. PEOPLE IN THE USA DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS CONCEPT. Socially Awkward Penguin
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MOST PEOPLE IN ENGLAND KNOW BETTER THAN TO BE A HYPOCRITES. THAT'S WHY THE DOBERMANS GET ALONG WITH THE BRITS. Socially Awkward Penguin
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IF THERE IS ONE TYPE OF ANIMAL YOU CAN'T BE A HYPOCRITE AROUND, IT'S A DOBERMAN. THEN PEOPLE START ACTING BIPOLAR. THEN THE DOBERMAN STARTS ACTING BIPOLAR. THEN EVERYONE GANGS UP ON THE DOBERMAN. Socially Awkward Penguin
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IF YOU EVER COME AT A DOBERMAN WITH BAD INTENTIONS. THE DOBERMAN WILL HATE YOU FOR LIFE. IF YOU PREACH BEIN A GOOD PERSON AND A DOBERMAN SEES YOU BEING A BAD PERSON. THE DOBERMAN WILL HATE YOU FOR LIFE. Socially Awkward Penguin
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WIFEY IS NOBODIES ORACLE. DOBERMAN IS MARKIN HIS TERRITORY RIGHT NOW IN CASE ANYONE WAS CONFUSED. Socially Awkward Penguin
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WATCH THE MOVIE UNLEASHED WITH JET LI IT PRETTY MUCH EXPLAINS HOW A LOT OF AMERICANS ARE RAISED. JUST WITH PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY. THAT'S WHY USA CHRISTIANITY SHOULD GET NO RESPECT. Socially Awkward Penguin
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