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Socially Awkward Penguin

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CHRISTIANITY IS SO CORRUPT IN THE USA BECAUSE THESE SICK OLD GUYS ARE TRYING TO DEVELOP YOUNG GIRLS INTO ORACLES(WATCH 300). WHY CAN'T THESE ASSHOLES FIND WOMEN THEIR OWN AGE? Socially Awkward Penguin
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EVERYONE KNOWS IF SHE WASN'T 95% BLIND WE'D BE TOGETHER. THEY(GOV) KEEP YANKING BOTH OUR CHAINS. DOES IT MAKE ANY SENSE? STILL TRYING TO GET RID OF US BOTH WITH PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY, AND IT'S THE DUMBEST THING THEY EVER DID. ALL THE USA IS TRYING TO DO I Socially Awkward Penguin
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NOBODY IN CONGRESS OR ANY CONSERVATIVE SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO SEE THEIR SPOUSES UNTIL DADPOOL AND LYMOMDRA ARE TOGETHER. Socially Awkward Penguin
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JOINS THE GROUP
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CONSERVATIVES SUCK UP TO YOU IN THE USA BECAUSE THEY WANT YOU TO KISS THEIR ASS. THEY DON'T WANT TO HAVE EARN YOUR RESPECT BECAUSE THEY DO NOT KNOW HOW TO EARN YOUR RESPECT. Socially Awkward Penguin
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USA CONSERVATIVES IN A WORK ENVIRONMENT ALGORITHM 1. SUCK UP TO EVERYONE 2. ACT BIPOLAR 3. IF PEOPLE GET CONFUSED BY THEM THEY GET THEIR CHURCH GROUP TO GANG UP ON THE OUTSIDERS Socially Awkward Penguin
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CONSERVATIVES IN THE USA ONLY HAVE 1 ALGORITHM 1. TREAT YOU LIKE A LITTLE KID->IF IT DOESN'T WORK 2. TREAT YOU LIKE YOU HATE THE USA -> 3. GET A BUNCH OF GOLDEN RETRIEVERS TOGETHER AND GANG UP ON SOMETHING THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND Socially Awkward Penguin
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IDIOTS THINK SHE'S LEXI BELLE AND STALK HER. THANKS USA GOVERNMENT. Socially Awkward Penguin
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OKAY THE GOVERNMENT IS TRYING TO GET TONS OF DUDES IN OKLAHOMEEEEEE TO THINK THEY ARE MARRIED TO WIFEY. THANKS CONGRESS........... Socially Awkward Penguin
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MOST PEOPLE IN THE USA ARE RAISED LIKE LABS AND BOXERS AND DEVELOP INTO GOLDEN RETRIEVERS. IN OTHER COUNTRIES PEOPLE ARE RAISED LIKE COLLIES AND 100S OF OTHER DIFFERENT DOG BREEDS. WE'RE SAVAGES IN THE USA BECAUSE CREEPY OLD GUYS WANT TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF LITTLE GIRLS. Socially Awkward Penguin
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