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THE MOST PETTY COUNTRY IN THE WORLD IS THE USA FIXIN ONLINE VIDEO GAMES. CONGRESS WANTS EVERYONE TO BE AS DUMB AS A ROCK IN THE USA SO ANYONE CAN BE CONSIDERED AN INTELLECTUAL WITH A PHONY DEGREE. Socially Awkward Penguin

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CONSERVATIVES PUT SO MUCH EMPHASIS ON SCHOOL WORK AND A LOT GET PHONY DEGREES SO PEOPLE THINK THEY'RE SMART. THEN LIBERALS ACTUALLY DO THE TRAINING AND BECOME 3X AS SMART AS THE CONSERVATIVES WITH THE PHONY DEGREES. Socially Awkward Penguin

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IT'S SO FREAKING HARD TO BE SMART IF YOU'RE A  CONSERVATIVE. 1. SMALL MINDED 2. DON'T THINK OUT THE BOX 3. TERRIBLE AT PROBLEM SOLVING 4. CORRUPT 5. BLAME GAMER MENTALITY Socially Awkward Penguin

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CONSERVATIVES IN THE USA ARE SUCH PIECES OF GARBAGE THE GOVERNMENT CUTS FUNDING TO NASA AND OFFICER PROGRAMS AND PUTS IT TOWARDS CREATING IDEAL CONSERVATIVE FAMILIES. Socially Awkward Penguin

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SLEEPER CELL FAMILIES  IN YOUR OWN COUNTRY. DUMBEST THING ON THE PLANET. BACKED BY CONSERVATIVE IDEALS. YOU GOTA BE KIDDING ME. Socially Awkward Penguin

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DADPOOOLLLLLEELL LOVES WIFE <3 LYMOMDRARARARARA Socially Awkward Penguin

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LIBERAL LIBERTARIAN MOVIE HEROES WARRANT MILLER IN THE GREEN ZONE. NEO IN THE MATRIX. DANIEL PLAINVIEW IN THERE WILL BE BLOOD (OLD SCHOOL LIBERAL LIBERTARIAN) Socially Awkward Penguin

my frend said he is in love

MY FREND SAID HE IN LOVE THIS IS THE WAY I REACTED Socially Awkward Penguin

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 JOHNSTONENINMIN IS PRETTY MUCH A LAB THAT GETS CORRUPTED BY GOLDEN RETRIEVERS AND GOES SIBERIAN HUSKY MODE Socially Awkward Penguin

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 MCMURPHENSTEINEN IS THE BEST BLOODHOUND IN THE NAVY. EVERYONE CONSIDERS HIM A PUG BECAUSE HE ISN'T A PHYSICAL IMPOSING THREAT. Socially Awkward Penguin