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 WHY IS THIS SO CONFUSING TO EVERYONE? Socially Awkward Penguin

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 OKAY SO YOUR KIDS ARE ANTISOCIAL AND YOUR FRIENDS DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR KIDS. SO MAKE YOUR KIDS DO SCHOOLWORK AND PLAY SPORTS ALL DAY YOU TERRIBLE PARENTS. SINCE THAT'S WHAT YOUR KIDS WANT TO DO INSTEAD OF ACT LIKE GOLDEN RETRIEVERS AROUND PEOPLE(PARENTS  Socially Awkward Penguin

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 YOU'RE NOT TURNING ANY OF

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 OKAY HERE'S THE PROGRAM SINCE ALL THE POLITICIANS ARE TOO CORRUPT AND HAVE ZERO TRAINING WHATSOEVER. 1. NO EXPERIMENTAL BRAINWORK OR ACTUAL SURGERY TO THE BRAIN. TREAT EM LIKE NORMAL KIDS. JUST DO JIU JITSU AND MUAY THAI FOR AN HOUR A DAY. MIX IN OTHER MA Socially Awkward Penguin

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 IF YOU TAKE INTO CONSIDERATION HAARP, CHRISTIANITY BASTERDIZATION, CASP, POSIONINGS, AND RAPES THAT GO ON. USA CONSERVATIVE POLITICANS ARE THE WORST PEOPLE ON THE PLANET. Socially Awkward Penguin

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BETUL TUH! BETUL!!! Socially Awkward Penguin

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 IT'S EASIER TO BRAINWASH MASS AMOUNTS OF PEOPLE THE MORE MUTANTS THEIR ARE. HENCE EYEZA. HENCE WHY NONE OF EYEZEZEZA'S KIDS CAN LIVE IN THE USA BECAUSE IT'S PROPAGANDA EVERYTHING THEY DO AND IF ONE SCREWS UP THEY ALL GET THEIR BRAINS OPERATED ON, SINCE TH Socially Awkward Penguin

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HERE'S THE CATCH  THE CHURCH MEMBERS THOUGHT IT WAS OKAY TO RAPE HIS WIFE BECAUSE THEY ALL THOUGHT SHE WAS BLIND. SHE'S AROUND 90% BLIND SO GOD DOESN'T CARE ABOUT HER. THAT IS THEIR REASONING NOW. LIBERAL DEREK VINYARD IS SENDING THEM ALL THROUGH A BLACK HOLE. HE IS NOT TH Socially Awkward Penguin

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LIBERAL DEREK VINYARD (DEFINITION) SOMEONE WHO IS OBJECTIVE ABOUT CHRISTIANITY. COMPLETE ASSHOLE TO CHURCH MEMBERS WHO HELP KEEP HIS WIFE HOSTAGE AND HELPED RAPE HIS WIFE. Socially Awkward Penguin

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EYEZA PRETTY MUCH WAS A MODERATE UNTIL ALL THE CONSERVATIVES THOUGHT IT WAS HILARIOUS TO TORTURE HIM. NOW YOU GOT A LIBERAL DEREK VINYARD ON YOUR HANDS. Socially Awkward Penguin