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Socially Awkward Penguin

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RALLYING THE TROOPS AGAINST EYEZA IS JUST AS EASY AS REALLYING THE TROOPS FOR THE CONSTITUTION. EXCEPT THE CONSTITUTION IS A FACADE AND EYEZA IS A COMPLETE BADASS. THE CONSERVATIVES ARE SUCH IDIOTS. EYEZA IS A POW BECAUSE IF EVERYONE KNEW THE TRUTH THEIR WORLD WOULD CEASE TO EXIST. HE IS A PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY POW. Socially Awkward Penguin
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IF YOU'VE POISONED SOMEONE THE BEST YOU CAN DO IS THE 5TH LEVEL OF HEAVEN. HELL BEGINS AT THE 6TH LEVEL. Socially Awkward Penguin
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CCED ON THIS EMAIL Socially Awkward Penguin
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GOIN AGAINST THE GRAIN IN SOME CHURCHES MEANS DOIN DEADPOOL STUFF AT THE END OF THE ORGINS OF WOLVERINE MOVIE Socially Awkward Penguin
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EYEZAAAEEA'S KIDS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE FIRST URUK HAI WHO LEAD A BUNCH OF GAP MODELS WHO GO ORC MODE ON PEOPLE. IT'S SO EASY TO GO AGAINST AN ORC BY THE WAY. IT'S JUST ANNOYING. NOT ANYMORE. DELTA DOES NOT SIGN OFF ON THIS URUK HAI BS. Socially Awkward Penguin
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NO JOKE. HIM AND HER GET TORTURED EVERY DAY BECAUSE HE ISN'T A MASS MURDERING/PEDOHILE VILLAIN AND SHE LOVES HIM(HE LOVES HER TOO). MESSED UP ALL THESE IDIOTS PROPAGANDA AND THEY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO. SO MUCH WAS RIDING ON DADPOOOLLLLL BEING THE BIGGEST PIECE OF GARBAGE ON THE PLANET FOR REPUBLI Socially Awkward Penguin
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TO PREVENT ACTUAL THREATS TO THE USA PEOPLE WHO WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT HAVE TO PUT THEIR NECK OUT ON THE LINE OR DO PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY STUFF. ALL POLITICIANS WANT IS POSITIVE PROPAGANDA FOR THEIR CHURCH. THEN POLITICIANS PLAY YOU OFF HOWEVER THEY WANT ONCE YOU GO AGAINST POLITICAL PROPAG Socially Awkward Penguin
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THE ONLY GOOD NATURED TORTURE IS ACCIDENTAL TORTURE. IF IT WAS A ONE TIME THING AND AN ACCIDENT MAYBE AN APOLOGY OR SOMETHING. IF PEOPLE KEEP DOIN THE TORTURE THING TO YOU, IT KIND OF PISSES YOU OFF. FROM PSYCH TO PHARM TO PHYSICAL WHEN PEOPLE KEEP DOIN IT TO YOU, YOU KIND GET A LITTLE PISSED OFF. BY A LITT Socially Awkward Penguin
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WHENEVER SOMEONE AROUND THE WORLD MEETS AN ORC IT'S DEATH TO AMERICA FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES. THEN THEY MAKE IT THEIR MISSION TO DESTROY THE USA. BECAUSE OF F'ING ORCS. FOR WHATEVER REASON WE LIKE BEING THE VILLAIN TO THE REST OF THE WORLD THEN TRYING TO SWOOP IN LIKE SUPER HEROES TO SAVE THE DAY. Socially Awkward Penguin
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POLITICAL SPECTRUM FOR DEFENSES OF THE USA MILITARY-REPUBLICAN THING. TRYING TO GET RID OF NAVY SEALS BECAUSE SOME MIGHT BE LIBERAL. DIA- 100% REPUBLICAN. CIA- MODERATE. FBI-MODERATE. NSA-LIBERTARIAN(IT'S EASIER TO GET AWAY WITH COMPUTER STUFF. REPUBLICAN BACKED CORRUPTION IN NSA). IF WE'RE BEING Socially Awkward Penguin
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