Socially Awkward Penguin

More nervous talking to girls Than jumping out of an airplane

More nervous talking to girls Than jumping out of an airplane  Socially Awkward Penguin

Boss:I'm trying to lose 20 pounds before the wedding... Fiancee is trying to lose 50 Coworker: Wow, she must be huge

Boss:I'm trying to lose 20 pounds
before the wedding...
Fiancee is trying to lose 50 Coworker:
Wow, she must be huge  Socially Awkward Penguin

going to see a play practices clapping in the mirror

going to see a play practices clapping in the mirror  Socially Awkward Penguin

open birthday card pretend not to notice money while reading card

open birthday card pretend not to notice money while reading card  Socially Awkward Penguin

exit coming up, too afraid to switch lanes in heavy traffic "guess i'm taking the long way home"

exit coming up, too afraid to switch lanes in heavy traffic

thought about maybe saying something in class adrenaline rush

thought about maybe saying something in class adrenaline rush   Socially Awkward Penguin

friend steals phone and sends "I'm breaking up with you" to my girlfriend I take the phone back "Lol didnt mean to send that to you"

friend steals phone and sends

Rehearses sandwich order before stepping up to counter "I'll have a six inch long white American please."

Rehearses sandwich order before stepping up to counter

about to order at drive-thru better practice ordering while i wait

about to order at drive-thru better practice ordering while i wait  Socially Awkward Penguin

sees cute girl from school at hockey game ask her how her first period went

sees cute girl from school at hockey game  ask her how her first period went  Socially Awkward Penguin