Spiderman Desk

People all over the world are protesting their governments and i'm just sitting here while the NSA watches me masturbate

People all over the world are protesting their governments and i'm just sitting here while the NSA watches me masturbate   Spiderman Desk

Ramcharger Get Your Laid

EVERYONE IS OUT PARTYING AND GETTING LAID, AND I'M ALL LIKE DODGE RAMCHARGER!! Spiderman Desk

ME THIS WEEKEND

EVERYONE IS AT SUMMER SONIC AND I'M JUST SITTING HERE MASTURBATING Spiderman Desk

Triathlon Bug

HMM... NICE FINISHER PHOTO. I BETTER START SWIMMING. Spiderman Desk

Ice

EVERYBODY IS POSTING VIDEOS OF DOING THE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE  AND I'M JUST SITTING HERE WAITING TO BE CHALLENGED...SO I CAN BE A COOL KID TOO Spiderman Desk

Ice bucket challenge

THERE'S SO MANY ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE VIDEOS ....AND I'M JUST WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO ACTUALLY DONATE Spiderman Desk

School Wait

EVERYONE LEAVING FOR MARQUETTE WHILE I SIT HERE AND WAIT TILL WEDNESDAY Spiderman Desk

Con probs

I'M GOING TO A COMIC CON AND I DON'T HAVE A COSPLAY Spiderman Desk

Spokon spiderman

EVERYONE IS GOING TO SPOKON AND I'M JUST SITTING HERE MASTURBATING Spiderman Desk

Leeds Leeds Leeds

EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT THE PREMIER LEAGUE STARTING AND I'M JUST SITTING HERE WAITING FOR LEEDS VS MIDDLESBOROUGH TO START Spiderman Desk