Spiderman Desk

People all over the world are protesting their governments and i'm just sitting here while the NSA watches me masturbate

People all over the world are protesting their governments and i'm just sitting here while the NSA watches me masturbate   Spiderman Desk

Tech Support Holiday

ALL MY FRIENDS ARE ENJOYING LABOR DAY OFF AND I'LL JUST BE SITTING HERE, MAKING $37.50 PER HOUR Spiderman Desk

Where's The Soul?

EVERYONE'S GETTING EXCITED OVER ALL THE LINEUPS BEING ANNOUNCED AND I'M JUST SITTING HERE LIKE WHERE'S THE SOUL AND FUNK? Spiderman Desk

Friends and Weddings

ALL OF MY FRIENDS ARE GETTING ENGAGED OR MARRIED  Spiderman Desk

office spiderman

ALL OF MY FRIENDS ARE GETTING MARRIED & HAVING KIDS... AND I'M JUST SITTING HERE MASTURBATING. Spiderman Desk

just one of many reasons why I should get out

I JUST FOUND OUT THERE WERE QUIZNOS IN KOREA AND I'M JUST SITTING HERE... Spiderman Desk

just one of very few reasons why I should get out

I JUST FOUND OUT THERE WERE QUIZNOS IN KOREA AND I'M JUST SITTING HERE... Spiderman Desk

Erik posting

ERIK IS POSTING MEMES OF EMMA WATSON AND I'M JUST SITTING HERE MASTURBATING Spiderman Desk

First Weekend Back

EVERYONE IS OUT PARTYING AND I'M JUST SITTING HERE READING SYLLABI Spiderman Desk

La Flama Spiderman

EVERYONE IS DOING THE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE AND IM JUST SITTING HERE ANALYZING MY GAME AGAINST LA FLAMA BLANCA Spiderman Desk