Spiderman Desk

People all over the world are protesting their governments and i'm just sitting here while the NSA watches me masturbate

People all over the world are protesting their governments and i'm just sitting here while the NSA watches me masturbate   Spiderman Desk

What the fuck is wrong with people

EVERYONE IS GOING CRAZY OVER BLACK FRIDAY DEALS AND I'M JUST SITTING HERE, WITH MY SOAD TICKETS Spiderman Desk

Ferguson

EVERYONE IS BITCHIN OVER STUFF THAT DOESN'T AFFECT THEM AND I'M JUST SITTING HERE... BEING THANKFUL Spiderman Desk

Conference room

EVERYONE ELSE IS ON THE WEB CONFERENCE AND I'M SITTING ALL ALONE IN THE ACTUAL CONFERENCE ROOM MASTURBATING Spiderman Desk

yeah yeah go

EVERY IDIOT IN A BOW TIE IS GETTING $22,000,000 IN STARTUP FUNDING AND IM JUST SITTING HERE MASTURBATING Spiderman Desk

dudefuck balls

EVERYONE ELSE IS OUT RIDING, AND DRINKING I'M JUST SITTING HERE ON DUTY TROLLING AND MASTURBATING Spiderman Desk

Spiderman enjoys his meat.

EVERYBODY IS BECOMING VEGAN AND I'M JUST TRYING TO ENJOY MY MEATLOAF Spiderman Desk

I be like...

EVERYONE I KNOW IS LIKE...

FUCK FOOTBALL

EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT FOOTBALL AND SHIT AND IM JUST SITTING HERE WAITING FOR THE WALKING DEAD Spiderman Desk

Everyone is like...

EVERYONE IS BUSY STUDYING AND WRITING PAPERS AND I'M JUST SITTING HERE DOING NOTHING Spiderman Desk