Spiderman Desk

That's fukd up, bro

YA'LL ARE GOING TO KANSAS CITY FOR THE MLS CUP AND I'M JUST SITTING HERE MASTURBATING Spiderman Desk

christmas for me

EVERYONE IS GOING CRAZY ABOUT CHRISTMAS AND I'M JUST SITTING HERE WAITING FOR THE TOP GEAR SPECIAL Spiderman Desk

WTF NC Weather?

THE REST OF THE COUNTRY IS FROZEN SOLID AND I'M JUST SITTING HERE PERSPIRATING Spiderman Desk

Master thesis is a bitch

IT'S FRIDAY AND I'M JUST SITTING HERE WRITING MY MASTER THESIS Spiderman Desk

Mah Life

EVERYONE'S MAKING BREAD AND MILK JOKES ...AND I'M JUST SITTING HERE MASTURBATING Spiderman Desk

My life

EVERYONE ELSE IS AT HOME MASTURBATING AND I'M JUST SITTING HERE WORKING Spiderman Desk

Everybody is signing big name players

EVERYBODY IS SIGNING BIG NAME PLAYERS AND THE ORIOLES ARE JUST SITTING HERE MASTERBATING Spiderman Desk

RED Patch

EVERYONE IS WAITING FOR THE RED PATCH TO COMPLETE AND I'M JUST SITTING HERE MASTURBATING Spiderman Desk

My thoughts regarding all the 'gotta love a good brows and liner day' posts

EVERY MUA HAS PERFECT MAKE-UP TODAY AND I'M JUST SITTING HERE WITH BROWS THAT WON'T OBEY Spiderman Desk

mets FO

ALL THE OTHER MLB TEAMS ARE MAKING MOVES  I AM JUST SITTING HERE COUNTING $5 BILLS Spiderman Desk