Success Kid

b00m panes!!

PASOK NG HALF DAY SWELDO BUO! Success Kid

I may or may not have burst into tears in the hotel.

LOSES PHONE IN VEGAS CAB WHILE DRUNK CALLS IT UP AND LADIES WHO ANSWER GIVE IT BACK THE NEXT MORNING Success Kid

prayers to bob

PRAY TO BOB INSTANT WORMHOLE YOU NEED Success Kid

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TURN DOWN FOR BUTT! Success Kid

abby for senator

VOTED ABBY CASTILLO FOR 8TH GRADE SENATOR SCORE!!!! Success Kid

oh gawd there still might be hope for me

ILL TXT U K DIDN'T HOLD BREATH THIS TIME Success Kid

caca rica x2 yolo swag titi nigga

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY Success Kid

As someone who struggles with attachment issues

DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING IN PARTICULAR TO SAY TO BOYFRIEND DIDN'T TEXT HIM Success Kid

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35 YEARS OLD STILL FIT INTO MY FIRST BIRTHDAY SUIT Success Kid

no way

MAJOR THREAT AT SCHOOL TODAY FOUND OUT IT WASN'T A SPED KID Success Kid