Success Kid

Have a shitty member

HAS A SHITTY GROUP MEMBER WHO MAKES IT ALL SAVES THE PRESENTATION Success Kid

woi awas kau yah

WOI AWAS KAU YAH SAYA AKAN MELEDEKIN KAMU LOH Success Kid

I am lucky to have her

HALF OF SPLIT STREAM PEE HOSES MY FIANCE STILL MY FIANCE Success Kid

Did a crap,

DID A CRAP, COULD STILL SMELL THE GRAVY Success Kid

Gave zero fucks amazing day

GAVE EXACTLY ZERO FUCKS AND HAD AN AWESOME DAY Success Kid

Awesome Relationship Success :)

ASKED MY BEST FRIEND OF 10 YEARS TO GO OUT WITH ME DIDN'T GET FRIENDZONED  Success Kid

So you got yelled at the bar

SO YOU WERE A DUMBASS AND GOT YELLED AT YOU MUST'VE MET JEANINE FORINGER AT THE WORLD FAMOUS JJ Success Kid

(said myself, never)

SHOPPED AT WALMART REMEMBERED WHERE I PARKED Success Kid

Don't do it!

CALL ME CUTE ONE... MORE...TIME Success Kid

If 1 more person asks me to play Candy Crush

  Success Kid