Success Kid

Student loan gone good

STUDENT LOAN COMPANY SENDS LETTER DEMANDING MONEY. MY LAWYER SAYS IT'S HARASSMENT AND GETS $4000 SETTLEMENT. Success Kid

Well said

SANTA DIDN'T GIVE A XBOX ONE FOR CHRISTMAS FUCKING BASTARD Success Kid

Well said

SANTA NEVER GAVE ME A PS4 CHIRSTMAS THAT FUCKING OLD BASTARD Success Kid

Successful Christmas for a musician

DIDN'T HAVE TO PLAY SLEIGH RIDE ONCE THIS CHRISTMAS  Success Kid

Drank tooo much

DID NOT PUKE LAST NIGHT GREAT NIGHT GUYS Success Kid

Did not puke last night

  Success Kid

Take it From Me...

DAMN RIGHT THERE'S A SANTA CLAUS...AND A TOOTH FAIRY! ...AND POLITICIANS WORK FOR US!! Success Kid

I Believe...

DAMN RIGHT THERE'S A SANTA CLAUS...AND A TOOTH FAIRY! AND I TRUST OUR POLITICIANS! Success Kid

Used Game Win

GOT A USED GAME FOR CHRISTMAS ONLINE PASS CODE WAS UNUSED Success Kid

Got Hair?

I NEED A HAIRCUT JUST FOUND OUT THE HAIRPORT IS OPEN THIS FRIDAY!  Success Kid