Success Kid

Throwaway for a friend.

GOT DRUNK AS SHIT; ALMOST TEXTED EX GIRLFRIEND DID NOT Success Kid

daughters/niece cutest ever

HAS SWEETEST DAUGHTERS EVER ALSO HAS CUTEST NIECES EVER Success Kid

nice job

BROUGHT TABLET HEADMASTER GAVE IT BACK Success Kid

Jury baby

RECITAL JURY NAILED IT! Success Kid

Sent girlfriend flowers because we were arguing

SENT GIRLFRIEND FLOWERS BECAUSE WE WERE ARGUING SHE THOUGHT I SENT THEM BEFORE THE ARGUMENT STARTED Success Kid

cash flow balances

I DON'T ALWAYS SPEND AN HOUR ON MY CASH FLOW STATEMENT BUT WHEN I DO, I'M OFF BY $2 AND I PLUG IT. Success Kid

don't forget guys!

HAPPY THURSDAY  WE HAVE PARTY! Success Kid

Blow dry

DRY HUMPED GIRLFRIEND FOR HOURS GOT BLOWJOB  Success Kid

JUST GOT OUR OPERS SCORECARD.... YEP, WE ARE AWESOME! Success Kid

GOT OUR OPERS SCORECARD.... WE NAILED IT! Success Kid