Success Kid

order something from the internet arrives a day early

order something from the internet arrives a day early  Success Kid

Song comes on radio windshield wipers in sync with tempo

Song comes on radio windshield wipers in sync with tempo  Success Kid

girlfriend dumped me before i bought her a gift

girlfriend dumped me  before i bought her a gift   Success Kid

Wake up next to girl you had drunk sex with Still hot

Wake up next to girl you had drunk sex with Still hot  Success Kid

Sits down at a machine at the gym Last person was weaker than me

Sits down at a machine at the gym Last person was weaker than me  Success Kid

Told the funniest joke ever heard Didn't burst into laughter until after the punchline

Told the funniest joke ever heard Didn't burst into laughter until after the punchline  Success Kid

Boss called in sick today 8 paid hours of reddit

Boss called in sick today 8 paid hours of reddit   Success Kid

Walks into the office after vacation Saw ex-high school bully clearing trash

Walks into the office after vacation Saw ex-high school bully clearing trash  Success Kid

Slept through first class Wake up to find out it was cancelled

Slept through first class Wake up to find out it was cancelled  Success Kid

Guy who cut me off at yellow light Got pulled over by cop on next block

Guy who cut me off at yellow light Got pulled over by cop on next block  Success Kid