Success Kid

Fleeting success

RECEIVED A VOICEMAIL TO RETURN CHECK CLAIM NUMBER & SOMEONE HAS ALREADY ATTENDED TO IT Success Kid

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HEY SPRING LAKE PARK!  YOU KNOW WHERE YOU CAN STICK THAT COWBELL??!!  Success Kid

Signed up one on one yet?

SIGNED UP ONE ON ONE YET?  Success Kid

Class tomorrow

YES! THERE IS STROLLER STRIDES TOMORROW! Success Kid

Don't post asshole-ish memes to my wall

  Success Kid

Facebook friends

MADE A NEW ACCOUNT ALREADY GOT 50 FRIENDS Success Kid

I know how to make a Meme

 AB MAIN BHI  MEME BANAA SAKTI HOON Success Kid

Every musician's secret wish

PLAY GUITAR IN PARK CUTE GUY SITS NEXT TO ME AND STRIKES UP A CONVERSATION Success Kid

awfully absurd

MY BUTT HAS A STIFFY... MY DICK IS VERY SMALL THOUGH. Success Kid

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ASKS GIRL TO MEET AT BAR GIRL INVITES TO CASINO INSTEAD Success Kid