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Smartness Fails

SOMEONE ASKED ME, 'WHAT IS PIE?' I REPLIED 3.14 AND IT TURNS OUT I FUCKED UP AND MADE THEM THINK IT'S SOMETHING YOU CAN EAT. Successful Black Man

Don't Go To Homecoming

I SAVED MY MONEY ON HOMECOMING NIGHT. LOOK AT ME NOW, BITCH. Successful Black Man

this is bullshit

THIS IS BULLSHIT AND YOU KNOW IT Successful Black Man

such nigger

SUCH BLACK SUCH SUCCESSFUL Successful Black Man

Not sure if troll or serious

BRO IN EMAILS AIN'T PRO BRO Successful Black Man

Not sure if troll or serious

DON'T BRO IF YOU AIN'T PRO Successful Black Man

I AM MAD

I GET SHIT ONLINE EACH AND EVERY TIME I USE A LONGSWORD. YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK YOU MAN. I USE MY LONGSWORD REALLY WELL. NOT MY FAULT YOU ARE SOME PUSSY ASS NIGGA WHO ALWAYS GETS TRIPPED. HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT IT WAS THE SWITCH AXE USER TRIPPING YOUR HAMMERI  Successful Black Man

this again

NOW WALTER JUST BECAUSE ME AND MY GANG RAPED YOU IN JAIL DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO SAY YOUR FRIEND LIKES BLACK DICK MORE THAN YOU THAT BOOTY HOLE DIDN'T COMPLAIN THE WHOLE 3 MONTHS WE HAD TOGETHER. Successful Black Man

Wait What?

WAIIIIITTT? WHAT?! Successful Black Man

Atari Teenage Riot

BOUGHT AN ATARI TEENAGE RIOT CONCERT TICKET ONLINE. LIVES IN FRANCE. Successful Black Man