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If the government is storing all our Internet and cell phone data Then the US government has the worlds largest porn collection.

If the government is storing all our Internet and cell phone data Then the US government has the worlds largest porn collection.   Sudden Clarity Clarence

A character doesn't survive to the end because they're the main character They're the main character because they survive to the end

A character doesn't survive to the end because they're the main character
 They're the main character because they survive to the end  Sudden Clarity Clarence

in baseball, the home plate is shaped like a house

in baseball, the home plate
 is shaped like a house  Sudden Clarity Clarence

I will be part of the last generation to 'get' seinfeld because 99% of the funny situations would have easily been solved with a text message

I will be part of the last generation to 'get' seinfeld because 99% of the funny situations would have easily been solved with a text message  Sudden Clarity Clarence

That trendy half shaved hairstyle Is the mullet of our generation

That trendy half shaved hairstyle
 Is the mullet of our generation  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Vader means father in German George Lucas gives away the whole trilogy in the first few minutes of the first episode

Vader means father in German George Lucas gives away the whole trilogy in the first few minutes of the first episode   Sudden Clarity Clarence

america's funniest home videos is like youtube for old people

america's funniest home videos is like youtube for old people  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Jewish men get circumcised Because jewish women can't resist anything that's 20% off

Jewish men get circumcised Because jewish women can't resist anything that's 20% off  Sudden Clarity Clarence

The jews practice circumcision because they don't like to leave tips

The jews practice circumcision because they don't like to leave tips  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Everyone who works at starbucks can draw stuff in your latte because they were all art majors in college and can't get a real job

Everyone who works at starbucks can  draw stuff in your latte 
 because they were all art majors in college and can't get a real job  Sudden Clarity Clarence