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John in the pit

 NO... NO... Sudden Clarity Clarence

A League of Their Own

TOM HANKS HAD SO MUCH EXTRA FLUID IN HIS BLADDER BECAUSE THERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL Sudden Clarity Clarence

This was explained to me during film class

AN INFINITE SIGN  IS A MOEBIUS STRIP Sudden Clarity Clarence

Bears Teams

IF YOU ARE A FAN OF THE BEARS, CUBS, BRUINS, AND GRIZZLIES ALL OF YOUR TEAMS ARE BEARS Sudden Clarity Clarence

Reality Check

AND THAT'S WHEN I REALISED...  YOU'RE NOT THAT FUCKING GREAT    Sudden Clarity Clarence

What's in a date

 TODAY'S DATE IS 11/12/13 Sudden Clarity Clarence

Hayley's Logic

 I NEED MY COMPUTER FOR COMPUTER CLASS? Sudden Clarity Clarence

Memes are dead

THERE ARE SO MANY MEMES THAT THEY DON'T MEAN SHIT ANYMORE. Sudden Clarity Clarence

Mocha Nick

KICKING NICK OUT OF SHEAHAN IS LIKE KICKING OBAMA OUR OF AMERICA Sudden Clarity Clarence

Canes with a Cop

FREE CANES IN THE SIEBERT HALL LOBBY? WHERE?! WHERE?! WHERE?! IT CANNOT BE... Sudden Clarity Clarence